she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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