Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
What's wrong?
Long week. Sore muscles. Bad back. Hangover. Mini-keg. Crazy ex-wife. Unavailable love-interest. Dead celebrity families. Republicans.
Pussy.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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