"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
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