Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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