he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
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