you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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