You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
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