Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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