I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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