we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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