small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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