found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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