yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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