you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
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