Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
mondays should just be called national damage control day
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
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