I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
You don't make any sense
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