Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
This is your morning-after text courtesy of your very confused friend!! :) To discuss "what the hell were you trying to tell me last night," press 1. To laugh over your drunken antics, press 2. To pretend like none of it even happened (or to respond with concurrent confusion because you have no idea), press 3.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
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