You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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