I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Dude, this old lady messaged me on Facebook talking about her grandson and wanted to know shit about me. I'd almost call her a cougar except she looks like mashed potatoes that have come alive.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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