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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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