Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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