so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
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