Me. At least after what I've been through.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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