just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
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