At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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