He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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