Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
so let's talk penis.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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