MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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