Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Fuck me I smell like cheese
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