what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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