I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I just woke up to a lawnchair covered in lipstick. I'm wearing red lipstick. What happened and is the tequila?
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
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