She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
Randomize
