HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
Randomize
