He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
she woke up with a sticky ear
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
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