Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
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