FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
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