there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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