woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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