You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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