yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
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