Just fell off a train. Bad.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
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