i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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