Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I need water and some morals
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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