I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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