grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
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