he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
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