I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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