South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Randomize
