If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
The adults are the big ones right?
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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