so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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