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i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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